Of all the Disney Princesses I’d chose Mulan. She’s strong, brave and such a bad ass!
Oh, yes, of course! Why, it’s so true! Mulan is the only strong, brave and badass Disney princess, yep.
I mean, look at that Belle girl! She just saved her father’s life by staying in what she thought was going to be a jail with a monster who had captured her father, giving up her life. What a wuss!
And, that chick Jasmine? She was such a coward that when Jafar, who had become the most powerful wizard alive and who could, really, turn her into a puppet, told her to marry him she rejected him even if that could mean losing either her life or her mind.
And Cinderella, such a delicate thing! Sure, she was reduced to a servant by her stepmother and she basically took care of a whole mansion by herself, as well as taking care of several animals, carrying tree heavy trays without tripping and all, but of course being a servant is very delicate, easy, relaxing stuff.
There’s Snow White, who is as much of a coward (learning that your stepmother wants you killed and running away when you’re FOURTEEN to save your life is easy!), Ariel who was a meek, young little girl who decided to leave her home and everything she knew because she wanted to know the world and learn more and disobeyed her overprotective father, or even Briar Rose who was obviously such a coward, wasn’t she?
Oh, yes. Mulan is the only strong, brave, badass Disney princess. Yep, that is SO true.
Did I say Mulan was the ONLY strong, brave, badass Disney princess?…Try reading next time.