is there actually sims fanfiction
like
how do you dialogue?????
She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,
“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”
He will never look at her in the same way again.
My Sim went into labor at the park, and everyone started freaking out except for this one bitch, who just went on roasting her marshmallows.
(via adinfin)
Source: simsgonewrong
I heard this great joke on Sims once…
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHA
I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims.
Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.
(via jacquithelostgirl)
Source: houseofhanover

Buy Mode 1 by Jerry Martin
Thanks to The Sims, I do all my online shopping with this in the background.




